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[Polipompus Game]

Bad

Area's of improvement:
Gaping white sides
ENGLISH PLEASE?!
Can't understand
Not rewarding
Dull/monotonous
No music
Control inhibited: I clicked on some and it didn't work 25% of the time. Click...Huh?! Clickclickclickclick...*MissI WTF?!

[Doodle God]

Congratulation!

This just overtook Tarboy in the all-time section!

This is probably about to get a monthly feature, and it's well deserved. Congratulations! *Pops champagne*

[Harry Stick Journey]

How could you screw up so simple a concept?

The game was way too slow and there was no continuity. Seriously, how could the bridge not working on tiny gap one work on any later level?! Continuity and trial and error were the two biggest proponents of this game and they were both lacking. How was I suppose to realize my TNT wouldn't work on THIS EXACT SPOT and that I would walk up to it when it detonated. The character is an idiot, and I honest to god don't feel like helping him.

[Arrival In Hell 2]

HOW DO YOU USE A CROWBAR???

He used the WRONG END!? IT's not that hard. The game is fun, but tarnished by changing art styles and blatant spelling and over all edit errors.

Still deserves an 8 for what it did right, but by no means is it perfect. Did the game need a sequel?

[Arcane]

The guy below me just sucks

My favourite flash game of all time, I have played this at least three times a year, start to finish, since it came out. The fighting is glitchy, the potions negligible and the purchasing is..Actually very good, but the whole game thows together a wonderful and memorable piece. Well done.

[AN Escape Series #5]

Excellent

I did it without the walkthrough! Hoorah!

To crwdryny below me: You only learn that in American schoolls, which still use farenheit as a measurement. Seriously, the rest of the world does metric, we don't learn to go back. Hard for the non american players ;-)

What, really, was the point of the other key?

[Darnell's Recount]

Don't play this game

The art was nauseating, the controls were unintuitive, the characters were racist and the fighting mechanics blew chunks. Awful.

[60 Seconds til Graduation]

Just like the real thing? No

The game itself was below average in terms of fun, the mechanics were merely meh and it sort encouraged a laidback attitude: Collect A's by FLYING AROUND WITH A LASER BLASTER WOO. No. Buckle down and study.

[Loved]

It's like MSPaintadventures with keys vs. guns:

Ya gotta pick the opposite option :)

I went into this game with a very negative bias: How badly my Best mate's girlfriend is treating him right now and how badly my ex had treated me.

It benefited me greatly with the mood of the story, as I started off with one key thought: I am no-ones puppet. I do what I want.
The more I "failed" the brighter the game got, the more colours...

The key to victory is failure.
All my 5 r belong to this mind fcku because it made me think. Hard.

[Smokin Barrels]

Garbage

Potentially entertaining, but it's yet more swill cranked out by a second rate flash site like FreeOnlineGames. This is absolute garbage to control, the purchasing system sucks: Why do I have to sell my single bullet to own 6 bullets? And it costs me money to do.

ATTENTION REVIEW READERS: If you think the flash sites that crank this mediocre POS out by the wheelbarrow load should either stop or make somethin slightly entertaining, vote this a good review. If, however, you like the mass produced garbage, vote this poorly.